Quote for the Day

Posted: June 11, 2013 in Uncategorized
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Quote for the day:  “If you have an apple and I have an apple and we exchange apples then you and I will still each have one apple. But if you have an idea and I have an idea and we exchange these ideas, then each of us will have two ideas.” George Bernard Shaw

Response from Tony Abbott: “No, that socialist G. B. Shaw will still have no idea!”
Response from Campbell Newman: “We’ve just introduced laws which forbid this sort of thing!”
Response from Gina Rinehart: “I still own my idea, and if Shaw’s was worth anything, I’d already own it.”

Response from Alan Jones: “I have my own ideas, and, for the right money, I’ll have yours as well.”

Response from Pauline Hanson:”An idea? Please explain!”

Response from Rupert Murdoch: “My editors don’t need my ideas – they are all free to have their own ideas on what’s wrong with Julia Gillard.”

Response from Barnaby Joyce: “The last time I had an idea, people laughed, so I’ve made it a rule to keep my ideas to myself”

Response from Andrew Bolt: “I can’t share my ideas because my free speech is under threat, when all I want is for us not to live together in harmony, but those bloody Muslims and aborigines keep picking fights with me.”

Response from Joe Hockey: “We have ideas and you’ll see them closer to the election!”

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Comments
  1. Joy Cooper says:

    Very good & so appropriate for the No Idea Party.

  2. Very droll, yet very sad that this is the mob who’ll be putting a wrecking ball through our society come September.

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