Abbott – Making Australia the Country It Once Was.

Posted: March 28, 2014 in Uncategorized

The Australian Independent Media Network

Our Prime Minister, Tiny Abbott is growing into the role. At first media-shy and hard to find, lately he has been putting his distinct stamp on the country.

As my previous predictions have proven even more accurate than the people who predicted another share market crash in 2012, I feel it’s my duty to offer a prognostication for the next twelve months.

April – Abbott to announce that in the interests of increasing productivity that we will move to the Imperial system of weights and measures. 

May – Abbott to announce that the national anthem to revert to “God Save the Queen” and will continue to be “God Save the Queen” even if Charles assumes the throne.

June – Abbott to announce that in future our unit of currency will not be known as dollars, but will be called “royals” as was originally announced by Menzies.

July – Liberals take…

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